Boobies in America Add Four To Roster

Posted on September 8, 2010 by


— AP (Silicon Valley)

After a tough draft, the Boobies in America have finalized their week one roster by adding four players to the team.  RB Fred Taylor, TE Greg Olsen, K Rob Bironas, and DEF San Diego.  As a result, WR Early Doucet, TE Kevin Boss, RB Fred Jackson, and DEF Indianapolis were given their release papers.

At a brief press conference, Boobies GM Dennis Lazar spoke about the organization’s future. “The guys we’re bringing on board will really help shore up some holes in our roster and provide invaluable depth. We’re very happy to have Rob Bironas back, as we have a a great long-standing relationship. It was tough letting a future star like Early Doucet go, but we felt it was a bit “Early” to give him a roster spot. Pun intended.”

After the laughter in the room subsided, Lazar continued. “We had a tough draft, there’s no way to sugar coat it. Any time you’re picking 8th in a 7 player first-round worthy league, things are going to be difficult. But we’re the Boobies, so we’ll continue to fight. We will not let our fans down.”

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