Coaches Poll Week 2

Posted on September 16, 2010 by

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1. (10) Ronald Weasels 1-0 (8) — 115
2. (3) Aptos Mudsharks 1-0 (3) — 103
3. (1) Cincinnati Bowties 1-0 – 96
4. (5) Way Toom Much Shirt 1-0 — 94
5. (9) J Paper Thin Skins 1-0 — 77
6. (6) TMNT 0-1 (1) — 72
7. (4) Boobies In America 0-1 — 60
8. (11) TD’s and Beer 1-0 — 52
9. (2) Wiseau ACQFC 0-1 — 43
10. (7) Pacific Island Boys 0-1 – 37
11. (7) Italian Ice – 18
12. (12) No Names 0-1 – 14
 
Stock Up:
+9 — Ronald Weasels
+4 — J Paper Thin Skins
+3 — TD’s and Beer
 
Stock Down:
-7 — Wiseau ACQFC
-4 — Italian Ice
-3 — Boobies In America
-3 — Pacific Island Boys

Four Quick Bangers in the Mouth:

1. Huge gain this week by the newly named Ronald Weasels — as NBA Jam would say “Is it the Name?!”

2. Pre-Season momentum has officially come to a screeching halt for perennial bottom-feeders The Pacific Island Boys and Wiseau ACQFC. Reactions from HQ are totally different: the PIB’s have gone rogue, whereas the Wiseau’s have been listening to a lot of Enya. Overreaction from the league about their fates continue as one week has been determined to be the true measure of consistency.

3. Rumors of a Investigation as to why TD’s and Beer is consistently shat on in every coaches poll start to heat up as the runner-up from last year takes care of business in week one, yet is still ranked in the bottom half of the league and behind three teams with losses. GM Loynes reacts in his usual happy-go-lucky approach by sticking it to us all through a trip to Cabo next week to celebrate the big week 1 victory.

4. Beyond the continuing and extremely pointless argument over the legitimacy of Justin Forsett and Michael Bush (are they really worth arguing about?!), the Ethic panel also spots an irregularity in the Coaches poll where a win less TMNT team picked up a bizarre first place vote. While TMNT suffered a tough loss, its not only shocking that the vote wasn’t awarded to a team winning record, but also that the vote didn’t come from someone with the last name Thorington.
 
NOTE: JOSH, JASON, DYLAN AND GREG — PLEASE VOTE NEXT WEEK! I’ve been having to use an indexed rating system to ensure teams that do vote don’t get boned over.

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