Former Smash King Becomes Newest Member of Fitness Initiative

Posted on November 18, 2010 by


AP (Chicago)

The former leader of the Smasher’s Union, GM Jason Anderson, has sent shockwaves through the entire TCFFL by renouncing his ways and becoming a full-fledged member of Commissioner JG Thorington’s Fitness Initiative. After Anderson moved to Chicago it became clear that he was definitely not living up to his own hype. It was discovered that his actual smash levels were nowhere near what he had been claiming when he was alone in Charlotte, NC. But still, no one expected this.

The following transcript between Anderson and Ass Commish D Lazar Jr was the formal announcement of the former’s new aliiance.

When reached for comment, Lazar kept things brief. “It’s a sad day today. The few remaining members of the Smashers Union are all pretty stunned, I’ll admit. We lost a leader.”

Reporters waiting for Anderson’s exit from a North Clark Street Bally’s were left disappointed as he was still working out, long after any true smash king would have stayed.

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